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Urban Dictionary

Vaporware 

A game/software/thing that does not exist but is being matketed.
Once in a Blue-Moon-Celestial-Aligment-Full-Moon-Good-Luck-Day it may have a
1 in 1 Trilion chance of being produced.
Example: Half-Life 3
_Dammit Gaben._
_Y no Half-Life 3 tho?_
_Because it's vaporware._

See the A E S T E T H I C
Vaporware by deus ex diamond May 28, 2019
Noun: A person of blistering personality, caustic, loud obnoxious. A person that throws public tantrums, directed towards person or people usually with demands to be obeyed.
I just watched a video of a Blaren, demanding a refund from a drive through fast food restaurant while it was on fire. The Blaren demanded the workers go inside the smoking building to refund her money.
Blaren by biggtrouble August 5, 2020

Bang the Pipes 

Give me a call (derived from signaling your buddy that lives in the upstairs apartment by banging on the adjoining radiator pipe)
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
Bang the Pipes by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020
1. To express disappointment, disgust, or annoyance of an event.

2. An interjection to reply in modesty and slight embarrassment.
1. "Oh glark!" Dave said when he missed the football that was tossed to him.

2. Sarah: "Your dress is really cute Tracy!"

Tracy: "Oh glark!"
glark by scammer dude May 11, 2011
A beautiful girl who is always caring and wonderful to talk to.
Look, theres Heleena, shes so amazing.
Heleena by randomchickk July 7, 2011
If anal were a country, Jeff would be king.
technol by Jakki January 28, 2004
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