A game/software/thing that does not exist but is being matketed.
Once in a Blue-Moon-Celestial-Aligment-Full-Moon-Good-Luck-Day it may have a
1 in 1 Trilion chance of being produced.
Example: Half-Life 3
_Dammit Gaben._
_Y no Half-Life 3 tho?_
_Because it's vaporware._
Noun: A person of blistering personality, caustic, loud obnoxious. A person that throws public tantrums, directed towards person or people usually with demands to be obeyed.
I just watched a video of a Blaren, demanding a refund from a drive through fast food restaurant while it was on fire. The Blaren demanded the workers go inside the smokingbuilding to refund her money.
Give me a call (derived from signaling your buddy that lives in the upstairs apartment by banging on the adjoining radiatorpipe)
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”
Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."