Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

Retardosaurus Rex 

Weight: over 200 lbs (90 kg)

Hight: 6"0' (1,80m) or taller

Its face looks like its ass

Lives in urban Copenhagen, sometimes spotted in Sweden,
Germany and Calgary. In other words, they are spreading across the globe...

Mates with sheep and dogs

Eats anything

Loves to "find" bikes

Mating ritual involves getting drunk and screaming profanities

The sex appeal of the male Retardosaurus is very low, hence it seldomly finds a spouse and is therefor a endangered species

If spotted DO NOT APPROACH IF YOU WEAR SHORT SKIRTS, carries a variety of diseases
Jonny: "Oh maaaan that girl I hooked up with yesterday was so hot!"
Oliver: "Dude, she looked like a sheep!"
Jonny:"Ye so she's hot!"
Miguel:"You could just as well tried a dog man..."
Jonny:"I do love dogs..."
Oliver:"Why does your face look like your ass anyways?"
Jonny:"I can't help that, don't make fun of me :-("
Oliver & Miguel:"Stupid Retardosaurus Rex..."
1.) sound... only ...upside down and backwards. ....Blew your mind didn't it... yeah it did.. you know it did.. deny it I dare you. Liars. I hate liars. Jerk.

2.) The ANTI-Sound (less awesome silence) (As Satan is to Jesus -not your gardener- Punos is to sound)

3.) Substitute for the word "kudos" (cuz it's better)
"Wow dude! that was awesome! Punos."
punos by Capetastic_Dick March 15, 2010
Actually it's not a word, but a shout given by a group of fans who cannot spell Missouri.

These same fans think beating any ranked team is success. The fans have realized that their team is no where near ranked #1 in the NCAA Basketball Polls, even in the top 10, or just ranked.
MIZZOU's mascot is a striped pussy.
mizzou by spellinghawk February 19, 2010
Yes, yup. Going to happen. Yes it is. Yea sure. Of course it is. Yes it will happen.
Yes by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

⛹🏿 ♂️ 

Jaiden: Hey look at that nigga over there
Johnny: Oh shit that nigga is pretty fuckin black
⛹🏿 ♂️
⛹🏿 ♂️ by Anthony Meza December 5, 2019
Load more