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An Australian slang term for one who masturbates excessively.
"Oy mate! No wonder your palms are hairy! You're a regular walinga!"
walinga by Happy Vegemite June 14, 2008

Middle Eastern Mars Bar 

A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.

*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic qualities:
Practical - to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic - to act as a dark background to the hair
"She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Stylzie's place after Dirty Thursdays"
Middle Eastern Mars Bar by GTD July 30, 2008
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I want to be like Halmira, her ass is so fat
Halmira by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Annyce by Zeekary November 21, 2021
John'd
The act of getting intoxicated, using various methods which include but are not limited to:

- drinking alcohol
- smoking pot

This is mainly used in western Canada and you may hear your own mother using this term, then laughing like a school girl after the fact.
Aw man, Brandon and I got so John'd on the weekend, we couldn't see straight
John'd by Dhelsdon February 2, 2010
Sorry, but i wrecked your car, you can have my uber hoff iPod!
hoff by Whigga Jones January 8, 2007
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