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Van Halen 

1.) The dude who said, in his guitar player of the year interview, and for all you Jimmy Paige haters out there, I quote, "wow, this is really a shock. It's not like I'm JIMMY PAIGE or anything; I mean, there are a lot of really great guitar players out there, but Jimmy Paige, Jimmy Paige is God. He's definitely my hero man." Suck That.

2.) Not saying that Eddie Van Halen isn't a fuckin' awesome guitar player, he has a few "Sick Nasty" songs. (fans eat your hearts out)but seriously, give Jimmy Paige a freakin break.
wow, there arent really any examples i can give... i used them all up in the definition. but yeah Van Halen is awesome. Not as good as Jimmy Paige, but still fuckin sick.

stonemuffin 

A person that gets completely fried or stoned before school or any other event where it isnt good to show up under the influence.
"that bitch is a stonemuffin"
a what?
"STONE MUFFIN!"
stonemuffin by chantal heartbreak November 25, 2005

mammothrept

a grandma's boy/girl
Man, Timmy, what a mammothrept, his grandma still washes his underwear and hes 42!! pathetic
mammothrept by coopaaa September 28, 2006
”I know Melvin”
“Yeah! So do I.”
Melvin by HelpIhaveLobsterHands February 23, 2021
Grocery shopping.
Yo, wanna go gro-sho?

Oh, fo sho.
Gro-sho by Peniscake April 9, 2015
hey dude, my dick is hard
No way, you have a bonah
Bonah by Lio messi legend February 24, 2022
conferring glory, rendering famous, glorious; desirous of fame, ambitious.
Let's name our child Yascara, since it's a wonderful name for a beautiful baby girl.
Yascara by Nicolejaire February 7, 2009
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