Rizztraining order

Rizz so powerful it needs to be contained. Any dude within a 100 mile radius of this rizz stands no chance of getting any bitches. This rizz is only weilded by the god of rizz a.k.a "Him".

Guy 1: Bro, no one near James can get any bitches.
Guy 2: Yeah, he needs a rizztraining order.

Rizztraining order by InfamousChef April 29, 2023

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terrorism

George W. Bush's excuse to dominate the world

freedom fries

terrorism by kwang May 19, 2003

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Tequi

To run away quickly

Felisha had to tequi to the strip club so she didn’t miss her 3 o’clock shift!!!

Tequi by Dan Shmuck October 22, 2017

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John Snowjob

When she gives you an unexpected blowjob during Game of Thrones and John Snow happens to be on the screen.

Last night she gave me a John snowjob.

John Snowjob by loloololololol August 15, 2017

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mac guyver'd

This applies to any situation which can be solved by the improbable application of:
1) a swiss army knife
2) a roll of duct tape
3) a match
4) Richard Dean Anderson (aka MacGuyver)

MacGuyver i don't know how you did it! Making a nuclear bomb out of that empty can of catfood was shear genius...

mac guyver'd by Grant McDonald February 2, 2004

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jesso

Jessie Marrk on the beat!

Do you know Jesso?
Nah who’s that?
Jessie marrk on the beat

jesso by Kartveli May 26, 2022

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Tori's Laugh

The absolutely most annoying sound in the world. Often described as the sound heard while Helen Keller takes a dump with hemorrhoids and while constipated after she finds out what wah wah is; all while next to a retarded cow that just so happens to be taking a dump with hemorrhoids while also suffering from a severe case of constipation.

Tori's Laugh just make my erection go away even after i took eight viagra 30 minutes ago.

Tori's Laugh by Cory<3Tori July 14, 2010

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