she takes my breath away, what a character i swear to god she is arousing to many species even such things as antelopes and that, she is like a very appetising meal for example a vol-au-vent even tho that is not a meal it would be if you were the size of ant.

Mcturdle or Mcturtle- Someone that is classified as a turd or a scrub or something along those lines. It can be used to demean someone or can be used as a term of endearment.

So instead of calling your teacher a fuck stick. Just call him a Mcturtle. Its classier. So stay classy San Diego .

Or

Instead of telling your friends that you enjoy their company. Just call them Mcturtles.

Totally depends on the emphasis of the turtle too see if the word is being used maliciously or not.

Slang for oral sex

The act of going to a golf course (or any other large open field with relatively even elevation) during a thunderstorm butt-naked and lying flat with your back to the ground while having a long metal rod inserted into your urethra in the hopes that a lightning strike will connect with the conductive metal rod, and to your penis.

Highest drug-induced state one can reach, being one level above “Cloud 9.”

When you’re cheesin’ over a girl and your grill is cheesing. You be grilled cheesing.