A girl who is no longer in her 20s and has failed to secure a boyfriend, thus she has opted for a cat as an alternative companion. Guys who meet these girls often fear hooking up with them since spending the night would involve sharing the bed with the cat or having the cat observe while they get it on or having to put up with the smell of the cat box or cat food in her bedroom. In addition, the cat becomes the primary concern for the girl and hinders her ability to date and do things with guys.

A very not nice word that means every racial slur in existence

an word for someone who is an porn addict and beats his meat everyday or a pedophile usually at the age of 13.

When someone is so huge that you are actually afraid of them; the fear that said person might become angered and sit on you in retribution of making fun of said obesity.

Pissing out my ass...diarrhea

Having a really bad throat and consequently making scratchy, squeaky, croaking noises rather than actual words.

Much like Janine Butcher did during the episode of EastEnders aired on September 28th 2010.