santa beards

The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".

guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."

santa beards by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010

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Ketamine Bush

A small perennial shrub which produces ketamine troches (or lozenges) from small, yellow fruiting flowers.

I need to water the ketamine bush more, the troches are coming out a bit small.

Ketamine Bush by brooklyner May 9, 2023

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Fucking Neck

"A person who has a lot of nerve to do something that would piss someone else off"

"You've got some "Fucking Neck" telling me you are going to date my daughter"

Fucking Neck by David Klye April 21, 2007

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sluts stick

The bitches love my slut stick.

sluts stick by Capps June 5, 2003

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jawir

(jawa ireng)
derogatory slang/n word for javanese

A: jawir
B: kontol

jawir by w89d7g May 21, 2023

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Mr.pee?

An inside joke with a small group of friends you've never heard of

What should you name your character?

I know! Mr.pee?

Mr.pee? by Stallonmang October 19, 2022

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Pucky Fucky

What hockey guys do after their games. Ass fuck eachother. Who doesn't like it up the ass after a hard game?

Corey and Kris lost their game, they were still happy because they looked forward to Pucky Fucky in the shower.

Pucky Fucky by Jake January 8, 2005

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