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A conlon is Irish by blood and loves to play football he might not support the best team but he is very loyal if you find a conlon your very lucky
Guy 1: who’s that new kid?
Guy 2: he’s conlon he’s so loyal
Guy 1: I wish I was his friend
Conlon by CKP.99 December 30, 2019

Triple Love Train

This sexual needs a fridge. You start by having a refrigerator you then get a condom shit piss and cum in it but make sure it is only filled halfway freeze it for 43 hours. once it is ready you insert it into an anus until it softens up you then want to put your dick in the condom until you cum some more you then do doggy with the condom while explaining D4C Love Train and after all of this you get your girl or anybody else to massage your back
Eww your dick REEKS

Cuz I did a triple love train last night

Ohhh that makes sense
to overcome the odds
I will cena, and win the match.
cena by OldKai January 22, 2008

kkittweh 

the most amazing girl ever you whores, she’s the best mutual ever 🤔🤔
“kkittweh means the most perfect best mutual ever !!”

example ! “she is the best mutual ever !!”

no she isn’t” “she is the best mutual you dumb whore.”
kkittweh by kyushero June 9, 2021
The act of jumping into the air and very forcefully landing on someone/something.
"Did you just see Bruce jump on grandma's head?" "Yeah dude, he just marioed her to death!"
mario by Skaman0 August 19, 2007
Legal terrorist that failed at school and could have maybe been a soldier if only they weren't always stuffing their face with donuts and terrified of a fair fight, taking out their failure and castration anxiety on anyone they can.
I used to want to be a police officer but then I decided I was competent enough to do better than harass people for a living.
Police by SuperMaligan March 13, 2018
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