Luke

If you happen to find a Luke you must a sex with him. If you don’t it’ll be an enfatic opportunity you missed . Luke’s generally are sporty and competitive also sexy, big eyes and amazing hair. Luke happens to be an expert at fighting, savage comebacks, being funny school and just life in general. They excel in sprit races and are super footballers. Around 16-40 a luke will get an amazing model girl ,a mansion , a Lamborghini and more with his good luck and looks.

Girl 1 :Who was that model boy who was funny , amazing at sports ,sexy , big eyes and nice hair?
Girl 2 : Oh it was probably a Luke .

Luke by Akksmdmdkdkjejajskdmjcjckskaks November 30, 2018

Dixedo

A formal dick suit worn under a tuxedo at venues requiring classy attire. The only proper way for a gentlemen to actually wear a suit. Adorn this garb with a glass of scotch and a classy dame. (As seen in the natural habitat of IG: @haydudebro)

You're telling me Beethoven performed all these masterpieces without a proper Dixedo!? Fool!

As he took off his Dixedo his Dilhouette flickered in brilliance across the wall.

Dixedo by haydudebro June 28, 2014

Nice guys finish last

True definition: A narcissist that attempts to lure a female out of his league with BS romance. Overly available and needy. Doesn’t think anything is wrong with him but there is. Always the girl’s fault for not choosing him. In reality, he is obsessive, possessive and probably a weebo. Not himself, tries to fake his way into a relationship which causes the female to step back.

Tom: I gave her everything she wanted! Why did she go back with her Ex!? Guess, Nice guys finish last (Women don’t want fake love, they can smell fake chivalry)

Nice guys finish last by TheRealNiceguy January 13, 2022