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authority 

Something that is widely misunderstood by many ignorant teenagers, dumb skaters, and clueless punks. Knowledge is power, and the authorities of our time have that power, so instead of being morons who have good intentions but don't know a fucking thing about the polotics behind authority, lets all actually go pick up a book, or become and activist and TAKE DOWN THE FUCKING SYSTEM. All of these cockfucks posting about how we "need authority" are bullshitters and close minded dickheads at best. The only thing we "need" in this world is common sense, and therefore authority won't have to provide us with it. Wake up people, and stop being a dickless puppet of the system that many of you claim to "hate".
The authorites and powers that be have seen it fit to convict innocent marijuana smokers, concious objectors, and activists of crimes and therefore put them in a little manmade thing called prison. Authority is mostly a byproduct of greed and facism.

@fruitydenji

he’s a vv cool person and nice at sometimes. he has good music taste and good taste in shows. all around one of my top 15 mutuals :)
hey did u see what @fruitydenji posted?
yeah so rad bro
totally
@fruitydenji by @lxiswizzle May 7, 2021
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Enthralling 

Wierd, or Hard to miss.
I seen this enthralling person at the park today.
Enthralling by Me ig... May 22, 2021

Power-nap Machine 

An audio player device which plays back a soundtrack which helps the listener take a power-nap right then.
Thanks for that Power-nap Machine napping experience.... I finally got the rest I needed.
Power-nap Machine by sleeper0189 March 29, 2010

Lazy Larry 

The opposite of a powerbottom. This guy just sits on top and lets the powerbottom do all the work.
Man, Jorge sure was a Lazy Larry last night. He didn't even break a sweat.
Lazy Larry by Analymous Hawdawg September 2, 2009
1. The final outcome of Crouch's Life.
2. Destroy remains of all existence, in forms of self esteem, confidence, pleasure.
3. Born with inhibitated physical features including red hair, tiny willy, flat/almost unseeable nipples, red pubs.
4. Can only be performed by superior authority i.e. anyone except crouch.
5. Rodrigo, our lord and saviour shall return to defy critics and officially end crouch to restore peace to the universe.
6. Crouch loves shuttlecocks.
*Note: Often taken place in a certain fraction of the universe, mainly Ended Corner.
It is the end for crouch, he has finally been ended, the wrold has rejoiced and is now celebrating, especially the bandits.

Till the end of time, i shall never be ended.

A reckless bandit can never be ended.
Ended by Bandit One June 4, 2011
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