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Knob Gobbler 

Usually a person who just loves to go out on the weekend, or even during the week sometimes, and just suck a dick. Peferably should be a female but if a male hes a super Knob Gobbler.
Dantrell "dude did you see darnisa this weekend?"

You "nope, but i heard she was off being a Knob Gobbler again at a party."
Knob Gobbler by Tspur99 May 20, 2010

The only winning move 

The only winning move is not to play. Used in lose-lose scenarios
Streator: This troll just commented on my post. How should I respond?
Sylvia: Use the only winning move

disturging

Something that is "disgusting" and "disturbing" at the same time. As in:
Yesterday, I saw a naked fat man wearing nothing but a clown wig and clown makeup eating an entire bucket of fried chicken while waiting for the bus. It was quite disturging, to say the least.
disturging by Muffyn78 June 29, 2011

Doki doki club for life 

Doki doki get out of my head doki doki get out of my head doki doki please get out of my head doki doki I beg you doki doki get out of my head doki doki is a hell for me doki doki get out of my head doki doki get out of my head doki doki your club is the death of me doki doki get out my head doki doki get out my head.
Doki doki club for life doki doki club for life
Bird is the word
Peter Griffin: BIRD BIRD BIRD! THE BIRD IS THE WORD!
Word by fakemegana August 10, 2016

Clean-book 

n. The term used to describe one who feigns intellect, through ostentatiously purchasing high-brow books with no intention of actually reading them.

Clean-books are so-called from their library of mint condition paper backs, each with crisp, virgin pages, bereft of even a single crease in their spines. As any real reader knows, a typical paperback usually becomes visibly worn and battered after the first time it has been read.

Common behaviour of clean-books includes the frequent posting of Facebook statuses about the books that they have purchased, or the occasional, generic, trite review. Eg: "Hemmingway- what an author.", or "Moby Dick is a good read." Some clean-books go to further lengths than others, and are even known to read reviews or full synopses of the books online, as well as memorizing popular online opinions and interpretations in case their integrity is challenged.
"He's not really as smart as he makes out; he's a bit of a clean-book."

"I went to John's house to borrow Treasure Island, and he's a fucking clean-book! You should have seen how pristine all his books were!
Clean-book by IceCreamBros May 11, 2013
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