The strongest most buff most handsome most perfect tiktoker on the planet earth.

A troll who lacks basic understanding of English and geography. Often characterized by making stupid and immature comments.

The most unstoppable running back in NFL street. Takes after his creator, Eric Tai, in looks and mental capability.

The act of Receiving Fellatio while in a swimming pool, when your body is submerged, but your erect penis is sticking out of the water. Giving the appearance that your dick is a periscope.

A Vitali is a slang expression that can imply a number of characteristics correlated to an internet personality originally named v1tal1. This legendary poster earned serious e-cred on the sherdog BBS as well as many other notable BBS. Someone called a Vitali is one or more of the following:

1. Excessively Emo (gay-esque, but w/o teh bumsechs)
2. Excessively Brilliant
3. Someone who pretends to be a woman to pwn gnoobs and reinforce the concept of "there are no weemuns on the intraweb".
4. A gimmick loving newb gnutthugger that aspires to be like the original v1tal1.
5. A suspected alter-ego of the real v1tal1

A martian