haeston

Handsome, strong, silly kid. Has a heart of gold. Won't let you down. Everybody loves Haeston. Lights up the room when he's in it!

What is Haeston doing?

Female

magical creatures that can bleed for a week without dying.

my week is almost up!
week of what?
My period, silly. i am a female.

A band fronted by a guy called Pierre Bouvier.

He is currently planning to release another beyond awful album and is the son of the devil.

Hey guys did you buy the new Simple Plan album that's about fake depression and annoying voices mixed with cheesy guitar sounds?

a makeshift handgun made in one's own home

He's got a zip gun, be careful.

Fuckedupernshit

That Abel was so twiterbated he was playing with his football bat n smelling the color nine

To get absolutely no bitches whatsoever. They usually claim otherwise which is a tell tale sign. A total John

John's middle name should be Bitchless because no woman has gone past first base with him.

Look at that chick's F.U.P.A.

F.U.P.A by Keisha Reid January 16, 2009