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Five Foot Tall Brunette - easily the sexiest of the species. A proper FFTB ranges anywhere from 5'0" to 5'6" tall, has any shade of brown hair, and is cute. No prerequisite for race or color exists. Extra points go out to those with bangs, and tattoos.
Broseph, FFTB at your six.
FFTB by EvilBeerbarian April 1, 2010

X Sexual 

X Sexual, XEX for short (pronounced X).

Definition: When you hate all other human beings but one, your soulmate or significant other. There is only one person you care about. For the most part you do not get along with others or you enjoy being alone, you hate everyone.
I hate everyone except for one person, that is the only person I care about. I am X Sexual.
X Sexual by 17x April 12, 2018
a very painful/extrordinary thing most adolescents go through. it is when you develop an extrmeme fondness for someone of the opposite(same) sex. if its extreme enough. you might get butterflies in your stomach when in their presence, you'll be able to shut out everything in the outside world until that person eluminates like a god/goddess, and you'll long to be with that person for as long as you can imagine, but unfortunately with most things too good to be true, this is. This is why i mentioned the "Painful" at the beggining of this little seminar i am presenting. it is cold as ice when you realize they dont like you. I can imagine it isn't like this 100% of the time, but in my experience, EVERY SINGLE girl i have ever had a remote sense of intimacy with, i would either ask them out and they would say no(there have been a variety of excuses for this) or i would find out they dont like me... Bottom Line. try to avoid crushes, because 95% of the time, the person winds up exactly as the term implies... CRUSHED!!!
Me: Hey Arash. Dude i am Crushing SO HARD on Nikki...
ArasH: yeah, dude She is One of the hottest babes in this school!
Me: Unfortunately i heard she thinks im creepy because she overheard me call her hot, and shes a lesbo :(
Arash: well thats a crush for ya. You got crushed bro...
Me:yeah... fuck girls...
crush by EmoMason22 November 22, 2011

bench racer 

One who talks about how fast a vehicle is, yet does not have one of their own.
Dude!, i have a friend who's Neon is faster than yours!

I know a car that is faster than yours.
bench racer by Sidney Pollack May 28, 2005

Mung Party 

When two or three people go to a graveyard and dig up a female dead body. One person puts their mouth on the body's slightly decayed vagina while the other person or people jump onto the body's stomach shooting the mung through the vagina and into the first person's mouth.
Everyone seems to say that my farts smell like one rat crawled up my ass and died. Then two more rats crawled up there, had a Mung Party then died.
Mung Party by Uberswede October 7, 2011
Addison is a lesbian who likes to date old people
Addison
Addison by Addison tinsley June 22, 2019
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