Strumming my strings
Strumming my strings by Belle_belleb November 27, 2020
Urban Dictionary
Swine Flu
dude #1: so how'd last night go
dude #2: alright...apparently i was schwasted and caught the swine flu.
dude #1: aww man, again?
dude #2: alright...apparently i was schwasted and caught the swine flu.
dude #1: aww man, again?
Swine Flu by purple david October 26, 2009
snakes tits
stazzi "wouldn't mind asking lucy out on a date"
momo " sheesh...you have got more chance of finding a pair of snakes tits than lucy going on a date with you fam!"
momo " sheesh...you have got more chance of finding a pair of snakes tits than lucy going on a date with you fam!"
snakes tits by Gollywobble January 3, 2025
Cream of Vegetable Soup
Cream of Vegetable Soup by Spazmax October 4, 2009
Same Name Theory
You are most likely ( well 85%) not being able to marry a person or wont love with their first letter of surname or English name, same with you.
Same Name Theory by DefinationMan October 21, 2020
definition
painful to come up with for people who hate themselves, and lack the imagination to connect with any form of reality or meaning and are actually running away from making any sense of what has and is happening around them and chose to be mostly oblivious to what they are experiencing.
friend: "what is the definition of the word relapse?"
me: "I don't fucking know or care"
friend: "is it almost like you tried to stop watching movies for once and then went back into the habit of devouring them?"
me: "dude, I don't care about you trying to figure out what relapsing is, go away"
me: "I don't fucking know or care"
friend: "is it almost like you tried to stop watching movies for once and then went back into the habit of devouring them?"
me: "dude, I don't care about you trying to figure out what relapsing is, go away"
definition by tiredbrokenrecord June 8, 2016