simbiguous

The one-word summary of the Facebook relationship status, "it's complicated." A person who is in an ambiguous state of single; not quite in a relationship, not quite single, and generally looking for better offers.

Chris: "Is your friend available?"
Jim: "Kinda, man, she's simbiguous. Hit her up, see what she says."

simbiguous by Geoff Lilley March 30, 2011

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Gunk Cannon

A particularly large and angry erection

Gary dropped to his knees to admire Alan’s enormous Gunk Cannon, “I couldn’t possibly fit that in” he exclaimed.

Gunk Cannon by Herbert Schweffe October 24, 2019

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Whore-wounds

Physical, psycological and /or finacial damage directly and or indirecrly cause by a whore.

That bitch just left you with nothing but......

... whore-wounds

Whore-wounds by Jaggabonie909 October 23, 2022

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oldmo

When someone who isn't a teenager displays the traits often associated with emo

My dad is so oldmo, perhaps I should hide the razorblades...

oldmo by bluehouse June 11, 2006

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Remembrance Day

also known as Poppy Day, Armistice Day (the event it commemorates) or Veterans Day – is a day to commemorate the sacrifices of members of the armed forces and of civilians in times of war, specifically since the First World War. It is observed on 11 November to recall the end of World War I on that date in 1918. (Major hostilities of World War I were formally ended at the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918 with the German signing of the Armistice.)

On Remembrance Day, we paused for a minutes silence at 11 o'clock

Remembrance Day by sameoner November 10, 2009

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Bellatong

An extended leave of absence from, or breaking of plans with, one's male friends without explanation or remorse due to the presence of a new or existing girlfriend.

Where has he been I haven't seen him lately. Oh him, he's totally on a Bellatong.

Bellatong by JD Hap April 16, 2009

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Caiden

THE SEXIEST NIGGA DADDY YOU WILL EVER MEET!!!

THAT SNACK OVER THERE HAS TO BE A CAIDEN!

Caiden by Marie2622 December 12, 2017

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