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Urban Dictionary

Meganboltonqueen 

I LOVE MEGANBOLTONQUEEN!
"whos that?"
How do you not know?
"Who is she?"
THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH!
Well, MeganBoltonQueen is a sweet hearted Person, So im making this for her since its true! And it's basically someone talking to me Not knowing who she is!
Meganboltonqueen by Plaggdupain November 13, 2021

woodies goodies 

(N.) The genitalia of an old fashioned, wooden doll (Adj.) A small penis
She asked me how big my dick was, and I said seven inches. She said, "You're lying. I bet you've got woodies goodies".
Man 1: wow that man is delirious!
Man 2: nope he’s suoiriled
suoiriled by Concussionsaren’treal December 19, 2023

megachunker 

Technically: something/someone that is 1000x larger than a regular kilochunker.

In practice: an exceptionally large chunker.
My cat weighs 17 lbs; he’s a megachunker.
megachunker by Sky Commander Winkie September 10, 2018

Rowin the canoe

A slang way of describing female masturbation
“Ya she was rowing her canoe really loudly in the back” Rowin the canoe
Rowin the canoe by Mike-2573 July 30, 2022

opportunity crime 

Crime comitted on impulse during brief period of opportuntiy
A car boot is left open and some one steals an item from the inside of it. For example this could be a box of chocolates or your grandma. This would be classed as an opportunity crime.
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