Nic
Nic is a real goofy goober, and a general stank right hood rat. Not to be trusted with your alcohol, as he needs a chaser for every shot he takes, including communion wine.
Nic, my best friend.
Nic by JockoFlocko November 23, 2021
Urban Dictionary
psp
playstation portable: the first handheld video game platform to offer ps2 quality gameplay along with many ipod-esque features that kick the shit out of a lame nintendo DS (or DSi). it is also home to the irritating web browser i'm using to write this definition. sometimes reffered to as playstation pornable because of said web browser
psp by taco pown3r August 20, 2009
momitis
Momitis:
Noun \'mam-i-tes\
1. A very common disease among mothers or those who are like minded. Symptoms include forgetfulness, insomnia; fear of teen drama, stretch marks, diaper explosions, and projectile vomiting.
2. Mom-like obsessions over unobtainable things, e.g., a clean house, alone time, obedient children, pre-baby body. Instead having to settle for PTA meetings, carpooling, school sports, and mini vans.
Noun \'mam-i-tes\
1. A very common disease among mothers or those who are like minded. Symptoms include forgetfulness, insomnia; fear of teen drama, stretch marks, diaper explosions, and projectile vomiting.
2. Mom-like obsessions over unobtainable things, e.g., a clean house, alone time, obedient children, pre-baby body. Instead having to settle for PTA meetings, carpooling, school sports, and mini vans.
Example:
Mom (in a panicked voice): “Doctor, I’ve been so forgetful lately. I can’t sleep and I have so much to do that I can’t relax. What is wrong with me?”
Doctor: “It’ll be ok. It’s a very common disease. You have momitis.”
Mom: “Momitis? Can you cure it?”
Doctor: “No but studies show laughter helps.”
Mom (in a panicked voice): “Doctor, I’ve been so forgetful lately. I can’t sleep and I have so much to do that I can’t relax. What is wrong with me?”
Doctor: “It’ll be ok. It’s a very common disease. You have momitis.”
Mom: “Momitis? Can you cure it?”
Doctor: “No but studies show laughter helps.”
momitis by Calvotribe November 9, 2015
whoosh
Pronouced woozh.
To exessively show off or put oneself above another by claiming a superior title, accomplishment, or attribute. Derived from the sound a swinging dick would make.
To exessively show off or put oneself above another by claiming a superior title, accomplishment, or attribute. Derived from the sound a swinging dick would make.
Sawyer
What a sawyer! I'd love to take her camping.
She may be a sawyer by day, but she sure looks great in a skirt!
She may be a sawyer by day, but she sure looks great in a skirt!
Sawyer by ParchÞeSkald October 8, 2014