April 18th is National Eat Bread By Itself Day. All Day On April 18th you have to eat bread by itself.

When some Euro-trash wannabe instagrammer tries to shine you on and doesn't know how to spell "Bon jour".

Karen's mate. Ian has to jump when she says jump, or else. Ian washes her mini van, shovels her drive, brings her dinner. Ian holds her purse and baby as she complains to managers at Wal-Mart. An Ian never kicks Karen's hornets nest. Ian knows better.

A term used when a female does not prefer to put on a bra in the morning, in which she finds a large hoodie to hide her free roaming chest-icals. It also increases airflow and allows for flexible movement of their lady lumps.

When you sneak a bar of xanax into somebody's drink

A woman who spends her days looking up dirty words on the internet. She thinks everyones perverted because they use everydaywords she assumes means the worst. Really she's the pervert.