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when a white kid decides to shave his head during quarantine with his friends and ends up looking like humpty dumpty getting no bitches
Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?

Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro
eggtarded by XxMaxWeaselsxX July 26, 2020

Hunmanby 

The worst place currently known to mankind, this small town still clames to be a village. Located on the East Coast of Yorkshire, close to the nearly as bad Filey. The people residents have been give the name Hunmanbyians
Person 1: Where u live
Person 2: Hunmanby
Person 1: ARGHHHHHHHHH
Hunmanby by -hugin- March 17, 2005

wojtczak 

A person of high intelligence and a blunt nature. Respected for their mind and true heart but often deemed rude or mean based off limited interactions (pronounced 'voy-chuck').
-Your friend is a jerk, he made the teacher look dumb infront of the whole class.
-Nah he's just a wojtczak, you need to get to know him better.
wojtczak by bboy_impulse August 22, 2017

Rebel without a clause 

A self-proclaimed rebel who goes through life without the barest notion of grammar, syntaxis or propriety of speech.
Dude 1:Damn man, that chick is so rebel -- did you see that "dead 2 corporatioons" sign?

Dude 2: Aww no mate, let's take cover, she's rebel without a clause

schwimmwurst 

wurstförmiges etwa oberarmdickes einmeterlanges weichplastikteil als schwimmhilfe oder für gymnastik im wasser meistens knallbunt und elastisch
mit einer schwimmwurst kann man so schön im wasser spielen
schwimmwurst by schorschy July 25, 2014

not clumsy just dumb 

me
Person- SHEESH WHY DO YOU FALL SO MUCH LIKE YOU'RE SO CLUMSY

Me- no im not clumsy just dumb
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