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Urban Dictionary

Titty Drumming 

Titty Drumming; v. The art of ritualized percussion of a female humans breasts performed by vigorous rhythmic hand slapping upon the surface of each breast. The act is typically performed by the dominate partner in a sexual relationship as a subconscious assertion of control.
"When my girlfriend started hounding me at work last week, I gave her a great Titty Drumming."
Titty Drumming by Ussmak May 14, 2010

Connie Dukes 

Daisy Dukes worn by over weight, white, single moms to the Walmart.
Steve: "Did you see those Connie Dukes."
Tricia: "Yes, i think I'm going to be sick!"
Connie Dukes by shart44077 December 12, 2012
Oh no the dog shat on the ipad, Rarckus
Rarckus by Big Demon Chad November 18, 2021
The name one gives to the person whom they are in love with.
"Rise and shine sweetie choonks"

Her choonks told me that he is in love with the girl of his dreams

Synonyms:
sweetie pie
my love
Choonks by Deep Water October 25, 2011

Flappiness

The creator of Flappy Bird discovered flappiness when his game became a world wide sensation.
Flappiness by Randroid January 22, 2015

Tribathlon 

A competitive or non-competitive event, where participants attempt to complete without stopping in three successive events, hot or dry sauna, whirlpool or hot tub, and steam bath.
Lewis I do not want to do the triathlon today, I will beat you in a tribathlon instead!
Tribathlon by Ben V April 18, 2006
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