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Kelcie is a wire haired fox terrier mixed puppy who lives in Walnut Creek California. She is usually sleeping, but she also likes to play! She is fluffy and she loves belly rubs. Whenever you try to chase her, she will lie down and ask for belly rubs. She doesnt like to be alone, and she also barks loudly in a low voice, and cries loudly in a soft voice. She likes to jump on people and lick you too, also if there is something soft around her, she will dig her head around in it. If you find one, bring it home because you just found this rare species of the kelcie punkin scruffletin!🐕💨
That kelcie is such a baby!
Kelcie by Im Baman piderman July 20, 2019

french empire 

It can mean two things, the french imperial empire or the french colonial empire. The french imperial empire was when an average height corsican guy(Napoleon) tried to take over europe. There were two colonial empires. The first colonial empire was controlled by the kingdom of france. It's last colony got sold in 1803. The second one formed in 1830. It was when france conquered algeria. They later became the sixth largest country in history reaching their height in 1920.
person 1: The french empire almost took over europe
person 2: Which empire?
person 1: The imperial one
french empire by scp sl guy August 4, 2023
the Guy with the smallest penis on earth
#dennis
Dennis by Dennis vdb February 25, 2017

phonemic 

A person who throws up the the smallest phonetic unit in a language that is capable of conveying a distinction in meaning, such as the m of mat and the b of bat in English.
That English paper was really bad. Are you a phonemic?
phonemic by Not a Phonemic December 6, 2004

human cloning 

Artificial reproduction of humans invented by koreans, being the reason why they look exactly like one another.
They look exactly like one another due to human cloning.
human cloning by KoreanCloneWars January 7, 2010

Muddy Methane 

Farts that can often leave residue, often in the form of streaks, which can cause a wet muddy feeling between your ass cheeks.
Hey slut! Bring me a dish towel so I can clean up my muddy methane. Now, eat my asshole out you fucking asian cum whore.
Muddy Methane by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010
bestboy with a hearth of gold and balls of steal. Gets all the girls, overflowing with big pp every that only becomes active in server when someone leaks pictures of him.
Omg its ruwaifu Lets bow down to him
Ruwaifu by owaphikku-kun December 22, 2021
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