blake hodgkiss

An absolute breed of a specimen who roamed bhills throughout the years of 2016-2020 who believes that he will become a big baller with 2 GCSEs and 1g of weed to his name.

Ah look it’s blake hodgkiss he’s a right tool

blake hodgkiss by Jesus’ Edgelord August 31, 2021

up your (my) ronson

phrase desribing when someone won't leave you the f**k alone.

"dude, my boss has been upmy ronson all day. she needs to simmer down!"

up your (my) ronson by sugarleaf March 10, 2003

White Trash Exchange

Application of various disreputable and/or fraudulent strategies calculated to effect an exchange of damaged or unwanted merchandise for merchandise more desirable (e.g., not damaged or destroyed through one's own negligence or abuse), to which one would not otherwise be entitled. Closely related to "white trash rebate," "white trash refund," "white trash warranty claim," "white trash regifting," etc.

Claude's colorblindedness caused him to cross some wires and short out his new car stereo, but he remained calm because he knew he could effect a white trash exchange and likely moan and groan enough to get free installation of the replacement stereo.

White Trash Exchange by texlex61 January 27, 2009

French Crepe

Just like a Dutch Oven, however instead of simply farting under the sheets and covering up your lady's head to suffer, you shit or diarrhea in your drawers to make it unbearable under there. Be prepared to be single after this act, do laundry, and possibly buy a new mattress

"Last night, to break up with my lady in THE ultimate creative way, I French Crepe'd her. Not only did she vomit, but once I let her out from under the sheets she ran outside screaming bloody murder. It was epic."

French Crepe by Tbagger#1 July 1, 2014