the delayed comeback

your Reply to someones insult directed towards you that took weeks for you to come up with using OLD information that nobody gives a shit about but your pathetic self. thinking your weak comeback was effective because it took alot of effort, time and words to show how determined and bothered you were was pretty entertaining.

Nice delayed come back essay. You were holding that in all this time? didn't that happen months ago? and you remembered it all this time even though it's been gone for a few weeks now and you're just now bringing it up? The delayed comeback is a sign of mental illness problems you should go get checked out.

the delayed comeback by IMgladURmad patheticleez bro August 5, 2010

cranky wanky

The act of busting a nut because you are angry/upset/mad. Usually crying while doing it under the sheets

Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though

Mom: Sobbing and throbbing

Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him

cranky wanky by UC.DANK.MEME.420 May 9, 2020

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The person who's reading this

A person who has low self esteem, is lonely , and doesn't understand shit they are learning/learned in school. Also they suck but thats okay because I suck too so we can be buddies who suck ig.

Oh also they keep trying to get word of the day on here but keep failing . It'll work out one day buddy. You'll figure life out

oh look its the person who's reading this

The person who's reading this by theunfunnycomedian April 13, 2021

verbal enema

The use of words to flush ones head out of their ass

I had to give my dad a verbal enema because his head was so far up ass he couldn't hear anything I said.

verbal enema by MON3Y BACK July 21, 2012

b0x0r

b0x0r is another way to say boxers, which are the type of underwear I wear

Wow ur b0x0rz are 1337z0rz!
Translated: Wow, your boxers are cool!

b0x0r by X2Cube September 22, 2003

Skeege

A guy who uses girls and wants to get in their pants. And just a disgusting human being.

That guy is a real skeege for doing that to you.

Skeege by Megbeth98 March 20, 2017

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