Mind goblin

Deez nuts

I went to a dnd club and asked if I could join their campaign, They asked me what my character is, I told them Im a mind Goblin. "Whats a mind goblin?" "MIND GOBLIN DEEZ NUTZ" they didn't let me join.

Mind goblin by Yourdearestfather May 17, 2023

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Flappergasted

Women of the 1920s in utter disbelief

Remember that brunette in that old movie? her scandalous attire left me flappergasted.

Flappergasted by Sasquatch.... November 24, 2011

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lard ass

Lardass, also known as a "blaire." An extremly overweight fat ass that does not show any sign of losing weigh.

Most lard ass people watch tv.
I watched my lard ass friend, sit on his ass.

lard ass by Kay-Rub June 22, 2005

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There's no bacon

The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"

Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon

Hilarity ensues

There's no bacon by Andrew Brown September 27, 2005

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Sperm Cocktail

An act of more than one gentleman ejaculating in the same young lady during the same encounter, usually vaginally.

Often used to express an intention to frustrate said young lady's ability to identify the father if she conceives.

Implies an expectation or intention to impregnate said young lady while avoiding responsibility.

More casually, describes the accumulated ejaculate of multiple gentlemen in a young lady's mouth before she swallows it.

Hey, let's try to give Judy a sperm cocktail so she can't come after any of us for child support.

Don't make a sound while you're inside Suzy, or she'll take off her blindfold and realize we're giving her a sperm cocktail.

Before I finish with Beth and pass her to you, you all need to promise to contribute to her sperm cocktail so I'm not on the hook by myself.

Wait until we have all finished, Peggy, then swish it around before you swallow your sperm cocktail.

Sperm Cocktail by Cock-sure Fellow January 3, 2025

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Armageddon

A fight between God and Devil. Usually occurs at the end of the world.
I hope god wins, of course.
It will happen in year 5050. (check out my definition for 2012.)

God: I will win and recreate the earth!
People of the earth: The Armageddon is happening! YAY!
Satan: You will never defeat me!
*GOD AND SATAN FIGHT FOR 12 HOURS*
*Satan is defeated*
God: HAHA! I can recreate the earth!
People of the earth: wait! we need air! *die*
God: *recreates earth*
LOL! Was that awesome?

Armageddon by u2dvdbono August 20, 2010

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Dammnesia

When a situation follows with: Damn! That didn't happen or damn! I don't remember that; usually after copious amounts of alcohol, due to having done something regrettable that someone reminds you of the day after, that you don't remember.

You came onto me last night! Damn! I don't remember that. Must be that damn, dammnesia. I suffer from that, sorry.

Dammnesia by Mcdolealynn February 3, 2020

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