rovaistu
A Rovaistu is a pair of males, usually one gay and one with long hair, who set out to exploit the public with their amazing hypnotic nostrils. This can occasionally work over YouTube
rovaistu by Shady dave May 29, 2016
Urban Dictionary
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very small by Minecraft1238 February 14, 2019
BLUNUK
An individual, thats political thoughts, insights and opinions are so blindly adhered to, regardless of the factual information that contradicts their biased assertions, maintains their position to the point that “their knuckles due to holding on to falsehoods at all costs, become blue from delusional cyanosis”.
Floopy
1. "Am I supposed to be at ........ today? Oooh, I feel a bit floopy" she/he says whilst spinning around in a wheely chair.
or
"I'm not sure how i'm feeling today"
or
"I'm not sure how i'm feeling today"
Floopy by Purple rhapsody May 23, 2011
Nipplewhipple
During foreplay, you make a game using a whip in which you tie them down and whip aiming directly for the nipples. If you want to make it more interesting, instead of tying them down as usual, just let them run around freely and still try to aim for their nipples anyways.
"I was trying to make things more exciting in the bedroom, so we started playing Nipplewhipple."
"Honey let's play Nipplewhipple again tonight!"
"Honey let's play Nipplewhipple again tonight!"
Nipplewhipple by Kinky Kitties November 4, 2012
Dirty Melinah
When your boyfriend slips it into your asshole, and then he takes it out and his dick is green, so now you gotta understand that pain for the first time and live through the trauma.
Dirty Melinah by MysthiccSama June 3, 2026
job 2.0
A Job 2.0 is a job that allows you to have freedom from traditional work schedules and locations. Usually (but not necessarily) something that takes place on the internet and can be done from most anywhere.
"Hey it's Wednesday afternoon, want to meet me at the pool for a few drinks."
"Sure, thanks to my Job 2.0 as a freelance writer, I have the flexibility to join you!"
Or in more extreme scenarios:
"Hey I was thinking it would be fun to spend a few months in Asia.. want to join?"
"That sounds like a blast! Thanks to my Job 2.0 as a (programmer | graphic designer | street performer | internet mogul) I can live anywhere. Let's do it!"
"Sure, thanks to my Job 2.0 as a freelance writer, I have the flexibility to join you!"
Or in more extreme scenarios:
"Hey I was thinking it would be fun to spend a few months in Asia.. want to join?"
"That sounds like a blast! Thanks to my Job 2.0 as a (programmer | graphic designer | street performer | internet mogul) I can live anywhere. Let's do it!"
job 2.0 by Elephant Tamer May 15, 2014