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jacobsessed 

being obsessed with Jacob Sartorius and their life revolves around him
All Maddie dreams about is meeting Jacob Sartorius, she is definitely jacobsessed!
jacobsessed by datemejacob March 17, 2017
People who often wear tight clothes, and usually grow their hair out to there shoulders and then curl it at the ends or chop it up then bleach it to were they do it wrong and it comes out green or orange.
Scene guy: Man do these pants make my hips look big?
Scene Girl: Yea they do.
Scene Guy: RAD!!!! Maybe they should go tighter!!!
Scene by Alex & Pinto July 6, 2005
Dunni (noun)
A dumbass who either bails out way too early or never backs out at all—completely blind to what could actually work in their favor. They hit jackpots but either cash out before the real payday or ride the high straight into the ground, thinking the universe owes them more. A DUNNI is that overly optimistic fool who ignores every red flag, every screaming sign, and always ends up broke, heartbroken, or utterly screwed. The poster child for being your own worst enemy.
"The dev of $DUNNI token is the biggest fucking DUNNI alive—he cashed out before it started mooning. Dude fumbled his own bag. Don't be a DUNNI!"
DUNNI by DunniDEV December 23, 2024

Low Definition

An extremely bodge and pretend implementation of High Definition, Digital TV. Still uses MPEG compression but has a resolution of 576 lines, progressive (p) and is usually chronically over compressed. Low Definition is still widescreen but only ever offers 2 channel Dolby Digital AC-3 surround sound.
LCN70 on the Seven Network Australia, LCN60 on Prime Australia, LCN20 on ABC Television Australia and LCN30 on SBS Australia.
Low Definition by Champion_R August 27, 2005

5 second rule 

A socially accepted rule that states a piece of food or edible meterial can safely be eaten if it is dropped on the ground for no more than five seconds.
The kitchen procedures (modified 60 second rule) of the San Remo Hotel in Las Vegas, NV.
5 second rule by Sn00p July 10, 2004

Smegiest 

A person who thinks that they are the greatest teacher in the world and like to call people idiots.
Commonly a maths teacher and a science teacher.
"I do not teach idiots and YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!"
"That Mr. McIntyre is the smegiest"
Smegiest by McHater_RIOT August 9, 2009
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