A Douglas Triplett Delight involves one or more men with hairy testicles, a cantaloupe, and an oscillating floor fan. The men with hairy testicles drape them over the fan whilst eating the cantaloupe allowing the juice to drip down from their chest pubes down to their ball fro allowing the juice to crystallize for a refreshing taste for their lovers after Crotch Rot has taken effect. Warning!! Do not allow your penis and or testicles to come in contact with the blades of the fan for this will hurt with a great deal of pain. Also there are several variations to this position.