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optimus fine 

an ex (normally a guy) who's all scruffy-assed when they're with you, then the second you break up; he decides to TRANSFORM into a smooth, goodlookin' gentleman...
Girl: OMG that guy over there, Jamie is like soo hot!
Jamie's ex: Jamie? Nah - he a scruff. *turns around* WHAT THE HELL?!
Girl: I know right? BUFF!
Jamie's ex: Stupid optimus fine.
optimus fine by nojuststop December 8, 2013
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Mathew Greene 

He usually doesn't eat much.
Referred by his mum as a crows stomach.
But he wouldn't mind the meat of oliver lingwood.
Mathew Greene spies on playgrounds
This is the name of a girl who is hard working and dedicated. She always sticks to her target and usually passes it with great determination,she is an amazing and trustworthy friend over her lifetime.Her uniqueness and sense of humour makes her odd one out among the girl groups
Is she Ritasmi??
I knew she will the first one..she is talented as hell
ritasmi by Bird chirp November 23, 2021

stuck in the trunk 

When your penis gets stuck up a girls ass
Da bitch had junk no her trunk and I got stuck in the trunk.
stuck in the trunk by the dafiner October 26, 2015

sascrotch 

A hairy pubic hair bush reminscent of sasquatch. Overgrown pubic hair ( male or female )
I need a bikini wax, I'm turning into sascrotch here!
sascrotch by DefiantScribbler December 30, 2007

W.D Gaster 

Is that guy licking someone’s feet?
Oh yeah that’s W.D Gaster
W.D Gaster by Bigbobkey July 2, 2021

fit but you know it 

Phrase coined by mike skinner of the streets to describle someone whose is well aware of their good looks
i'm not trying to pull you
even though i would like to
i think you are really fit
you're fit but my gosh don't you know it