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mike pikey 

Bowl of rice inside of a condom
Pass me that Mike Pikey
Sit on my face till you come
Hey you should somftyc
somftyc by JakeL6969 April 14, 2019
harries when they see harry
hey did you see that new set picture of harry?”
“yes omg i’m so in love with him”

Rape-pretty 

A girl who is by traditional standards not pretty, but is nonetheless a potential rape victim due to the lower standards of rapists.
John: Hey Mike, what do you think of Janet?
Mike: Well, she's not my type but she's definetely rape-pretty.
Rape-pretty by DonkeyPunchNow July 19, 2010
a guy who is the most cutest boy you will ever meet. however he can act extremely hot and serious at times. he usually has dark brown hair with dark eyes. he can also be quite joking. when he smiles your heart just melts and makes you wanna cry. his the best guy ever
girl: jacob is the cutest boy ever you will ever meet
Jacob by jk5642746 January 15, 2018
A slang term for the word "testicles." Which scientifically defines "A spherical or approximately spherical body or shape object that exists as a portion of the lower human body, That is rounded or protuberant."
Me: Did you know that a normal pair of balls has an average circumference of 6.5cm?
My Friend: No!

Me: Because I just made that up and everybody has a unique pair of balls!
Balls by Maikira November 25, 2018