SHB

The abbrieviated term for Standard Heron Behaviour which is used to describe the general disastrous actions when "Heron" gets drunk. Usually involves drinking Pinot Grigio, Beer, Shots, Cocktails etc...and results in Smashing things up, pulling different girls right in front of the girl your with, starting fights, having wine flu, starting arguments in Pizza Hut, sleeping on a pool table, sleeping in Starbucks, Sleeping on the train and missing your stop and forgetting all of the above...
SHB of course is on going, and the above list should be updated regularly...

Rudi: Jesus, did you see the amount of SHB on show last night?

Weesy: Yea, he was licking some girls neck apparently...arent you pissed?

Rudi: Naa, its just SHB!

Dave: Heron, you're such a dick
Heron: Why Man?

Rudi: You know why Heron...
Heron: SHB last night?

Dave: Ohhhhhh fo shooooo
Rudi: Yea, you pulled me, then her, then tried to pull her, then wanted to fight everyone, then fell asleep...
Heron: I literally dont remember a thing!

Rudi & Dave Simulataneously: Thats SHB for you!!

SHB by H3RON August 9, 2010

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Snojip

if you are snojip you are very very drunk!

Paige: oi you, are you getting snojip?
Emma: oi you, yes i fucking am!!!

Snojip by snojsploge May 30, 2011

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Mr. Freeze

If you live somewhere that gets below freezing and a guy busts his load on the girls face and then holds her out the window until the load freezes to her face. Then screaming in an Arnold Schwarzenengger voice, "Mr. Freeze!"

Last night my girl was giving me road head and I was finally able to do the Mr. Freeze to her!

Mr. Freeze by superstepdaddy January 20, 2025

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Blanket balls

Balls so ugly that it only seems fitting to cover them up in wool sheeting.

Don't go out with Mike Cindy he's got major blanket balls.

Blanket balls by MikeCattleFish April 29, 2016

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Boke

An anime/manga slang term for a character that is dumb acting, stupid and pretty much doesn't care about grades or studying. Bokes also tend to have advantages like a running skill or something that they don't use.Theey might also hit on people, and or become full of themselves from time to time. In most animes and mangas the boke would usaully be paired up with the tsudere.

Konata - The boke of Lucky Star
America - The boke of Hetalia

otaku, baka, boke

Boke by Nitori March 13, 2010

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thesludgygamer

One sexy hunk of a man, who has some of the most beautiful hair to ever exist. His face is gleaming in beauty, overwhelming you with his beauty and giving you a strong urge to make out with him upon direct contact.

What skills does he have?
He is a Super Mario Galaxy Speedrunner for the Nintendo Wii, typically runs on a Japanese copy of the game due to it having the fastest text speeds, making it the overall fastest version of the game.

TheSludgyGamer is a meme of a man.

thesludgygamer by MonadoPurge March 23, 2017

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homoniggabilio

Rare disease caused by having 2 less chromosomes that doesn't have timbs.

What happends when you get this disease ? You become a gay turtle nigga with deadass timbs on.

how to prevent this disease from other people close to a person that have this disease.
Buy Watermelon with timbs on! *ONLY THIS KIND*

Symptoms! Denying that you have homoniggabilio, Fake timbs on, You become hard to see during the night.

Keep in mind this disease is rare and haven't been researched well.

Aww shieet My deadass nigga you have homoniggabilio??

homoniggabilio by xenodetoxicakaaras December 13, 2016

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