R: The sky was so blue today! Don’t you agree?
A: You insolent wench. You’re never right about anything so why would I agree with you about this!?!
R: Can you not be a fagmelon for once?
see scooter,fester. A form of human who can survive only on Dr. Skipper, 7-Eleven nachos and tri-tip. Commonly flanked by a pair of agressive, poorly trained dogs, festicles are often found sleeping on couches and drinking large amounts of ny-quil. Festicles are possibly best known for their ability to make large amounts of money disappear in a relatively short period of time at a roulette table.