the distance between a man's dick and asshole

a password nazi is any organization which forces you to format your online password in a seemingly arbitrary and overly complicated way. it is usually done because the organization believes they are dealing with idiots who would set an easy to guess password, putting their information at risk. it's a hassle for most people because they must break their personal password convention to accommodate their nazi ways. password nazis also design pages to forget your autofill information and set short timeouts so you are logged out after a few minutes of 'inactivity'. password nazis are mostly relics of the web 1.0 era.

A person who has been getting messy on the sessel, some would say a David Courtney clone

Can be used in a variety of ways to describe a disorganised, random movement flopping or position, to lay upon someone flop, something lollop or a strange type of funny walk; lolloping. Action in a lazy fashion, without purpose or thought.

Another word for cocaine

(v) When you float down a river using only a mushroom.