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Super Straight 

Started by Nazis on 4chan and branches out to incels online. A hashtag #SSLGBTQ is going around contradicting itself but they don’t know that. If you have to put Super before something and you aren’t Superman you are just super insecure. The difference between Gay and Super Straight is that gay people have been tormented and killed for centuries, “Super Straight” people are the ones that have been doing the tormenting and killing of gay people. It’s the transphobia for me. Hating transgender people isn’t a preference, you being ignorant is a mindset. Be better don’t be A “super straight” because even they don’t know how the movement started.
Tim: I’m coming out as Super Straight
Billy: Tim not this again, I don’t think we should be friends anymore

Tim: BUT I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE SUPER STRAIGHT

Billy: no you don’t choose to be STRAIGHT, you choose to be a dick
The ultimate God. If you get a cat to befriend you and make it think spending time with you, a petty human, is worth it, you have been blessed.

Cats usually don't bother trying to be noticed by humans because they don't need to. Most wild cats are solitary, the exception being lions, as they live in prides.
Who really knows if you're the owner? Oftentimes, you are the cat's pet.
Cat by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 9, 2017
she is a bitch. her favourite words to use are bitch, hoe ass and her favourite saying is “chuppa mi polla”~ meaning suck my dick. elinor is a slag as well, she can’t give handjobs but will shag you at a gaff after one drink do not woryb
“elinor is a bitch, elinor can chuppa mi polla hoe ass”
elinor by granny doo doo February 5, 2019
A hyper vigilant and sometimes overbearing mother that smothers their adult child/ren with limitless love, affection, attention, devotion, loyalty, and food; with a few unrealistic demands.

While her offspring appreciates her and efforts, laughter, eye rolling, and a firm “STOP IT” are the arrows in their quiver.

However, the occasional acquiescence to her attention is always met with joy and more smothering.

This behavior is considered normal for a grandmother.
Boss: You looked a little exasperated on that call. Who were you speaking to?

Adult Child/Employee: That was my SMother wanting to discuss my profile portrait on the company website. She doesn’t feel it captured my best features and wants it shot again.
SMother by Omarteag March 13, 2021

Dhonavanh 

A usually tall, black, Asian. He’s a nice guy with a funny sense of humor, but some of his jokes involve choking and hurting others. He usually enjoys video games, youtube, and bangin women all night long.
Wow, Dhonavanh is really cool, but sometimes he hurts me for a joke.
Dhonavanh by Pivi November 6, 2018

Bambschlatter 

Slang for "jibber-jabber".

It is also used when someone is being foolish or silly.
This is bambschlatter.

Why are you so much of a bambschlatter?
Bambschlatter by PappyPerson December 6, 2023
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