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Urban Dictionary

The process of carrying out research with the help of someone else through use of sandwich meats as a currency for bribery. From the ancient Roman "deli" meaning a place to buy cured meats and "watergate" an event in the prehistory of Generation-Y individuals that involved some level of investigation.
"Hey Emily, I think you should deligate that task! Here's some salami to get you started!"
Deligate by tallmantim May 12, 2013

table for hov 

Table for hov; When you dine alone & book a restaurant for your lonely self as your friends are non- exsistant or your group can’t decide on take away always that one friend that wants to eat at that same crusty spot, get your self a table for hov then.
Caller; Hi can I get a table for hov please?

Restaurant; You again? Of course you can you lonely fuck, mates bailed out on you again?
table for hov by LGS RAVES November 23, 2022
A word of exclamation, typically used in a dialogue to show surprise or anger.
”Oh my yuuva!”
Yuuva by Married webster February 1, 2023
some one who acts like they're important- with a swagger
That wee wideo was acting like he was king but Paul sorted him out
wideo by Paul "the gift" Duncan September 20, 2003

Douchebagel

Similar to douchebag but to a much greater extent as it suggests that the diameter of the aperture or sphincter through which the "douche nozzle" would pass is roughly the equivalent of a typical New York style bagel.
Yes, that midget is a douchebag but the dude who stabbed me is a douchebagel.
Douchebagel by Bootie Barker March 28, 2008

Macawis Man 

A deadly monster which lurks in the darker areas of somaliland, hargeisa . after dark when everyone is warned to go inside, it snacks on children . Nobody really knows if Macawis Man is real or not....
“Hey, My brother Warsame went missing yesterday. My parents reckon Macawis Man
took him
Macawis Man by Eskrillr September 9, 2020
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