the dirty swim team is a sex act mostly performed by men, it involves the man defecating into swim goggles and then forcing the woman to wear them for 3-4 days the after the 4 days when her eye is completely diseased,the man fucks her eye until it falls out which the woman must then consume covered in the mans cum
Todd: Hey john what happened last night with Karen?
John: I started a dirty swim team on her a few days ago and finished it last night.
The different, but funnier way of saying "titties and beer." You would usually say this when someone asks you what you would like to do before going to a party and having a great f'in time.
Yo Nick, wat do you wanna do tonight?" Nick's response: "Tatties and Bear!