Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

dirty swim team 

the dirty swim team is a sex act mostly performed by men, it involves the man defecating into swim goggles and then forcing the woman to wear them for 3-4 days the after the 4 days when her eye is completely diseased,the man fucks her eye until it falls out which the woman must then consume covered in the mans cum
Todd: Hey john what happened last night with Karen?
John: I started a dirty swim team on her a few days ago and finished it last night.

August 8 

Slap anyone who name start with J,A,I,D,Y,N,S,B

U can slap those ppl and get a way with it (it’s also my birthday on that day)
August 8 by Slap..me November 21, 2021
a story (usually fanfictions) where people are horny as fuck and the they have sex and they get fucked senseless
ari: i was reading smut last night
someone: oh did you get horny?
ari: no i'm asexual
smut by whorewithatasteforudon November 17, 2021
A word used to describe a person who is very dumb, and could be considered ‘retarded’ by common social standards
John-e: Jaak over there is being a pake again.
Jaak: Screw off, before I barehand you!
Pake by Confederate Josh December 17, 2019
A blow job so exceptional it leaves you speechless.
That blowie was remarkably Jawsome, I reached climax powerfully!
JAWSOME by B!g D 3n3rgy February 16, 2025

Tatties and Bear 

The different, but funnier way of saying "titties and beer." You would usually say this when someone asks you what you would like to do before going to a party and having a great f'in time.
Yo Nick, wat do you wanna do tonight?" Nick's response: "Tatties and Bear!
Next