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COW - Cult of the Woke 

The twitter and other social media mob which seeks to enforce de-facto anti-blasphemy laws against those who dispute any of the self-contradictory and contra-factual dogmas of the identity-centered left wingers emerging from humanities departments of liberal arts colleges and universities with their hierarchy of oppression and its celebration of victim-hood of "oppressed groups" and its demand that white males spend a large part of their days self-flagellating to expatiate their original sin of being white and cis-male and with straight sexual orientation.
The COW - Cult of the Woke on the one had claims to support full human rights for gays, women, and trans-sexuals, but on the other hand opposes, as "Islamophobic" any and all criticism of the traditional religion which is responsible for the greatest volume and most heinous examples of violence against those identities within areas under Islamic jurisdiction.
COW - Cult of the Woke by Ufo4243 October 27, 2020
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(n.) a hipster; one who accidentally starts trends and then gets uncomfortable with the attention and changes style; a tool; someone so talented that you literally cannot stand to look at their face; douche nozzle

note: more commonly used as a twitter/tumblr hashtag (#tipozzle)
Bro, good thing you're wearing your yellow wayfarers IN-FUCKING-SIDE, cause it's so god damn sunny in here. Don't forget your sunblock, weiner-jacket. #tipozzle
tipozzle by farrahness May 6, 2011

dank bad 

eclipzed: “OY KITE
kite: what
eclipzed: dank bad
dank bad by eclipzed. January 30, 2021

ranstigate 

She likes to ranstigate files at work so the boss thinks she's actually busy.
ranstigate by AydenM July 23, 2009
DEViN (all caps) can mean the total opposite of Devin. This is not pretty or handsome but GROSS. Not a gentleman, charming or polite. He's ass, a jerk and will use you. Undependable lazy and will stand you up. Bad at sex, liar and a cheat. And they are at their worst during full MOON..
I wanted a Devin , instead I got a DEVIN!

Oh its DEVIN (sad face)
DEVIN by Moonfrye April 15, 2023

telly box 

TV remote control.

Mancunian word.
"Have you got the telly box?"
telly box by TR Wolf September 1, 2006
A reference to the Game Of Thrones character. A person that seems cool at first and you kinda like them until they do something really shitty and turn out to be a real bitch.
Dude 1: Hannah just cheated on me.
Dude 2: Damn, I liked her.
Dude 1: I did too, what a Shae.
Shae by Mother Of Bitches April 23, 2017