The Palsied Walrus is a very complicated and specialized sexual maneuver that is not for the faint of heart or inflexible. In fact, months of yoga are helpful in preparing for this act. You will need a burlap sack, a half gallon of ginger ale, five pairs of plastic zip ties, the valves from a tuba, and a small dog. The sack must soak overnight in the ginger ale. The rest of the ginger ale, tuba valves, and dog go carefully into the sack along with three or more people as long as none of them are the same sex. the sack is then zip tied closed and tossed into a pile of dirty hotel mattresses. While the goings on inside the sack are largely a mystery, you can tell you did it right if the dog and one person are missing afterward and the last person out of the sack is Tony Danza.

to act or be like oscar the grouch

When something or someone becomes too popular than others, and is given more credits than it deserves to be.

verb. Spanish Barried, Spanish Barrying, Spanish Barries

verb.tr
1. To urinate on one’s sexual partner and then kick him or her to the floor.

2. To treat someone poorly, especially in a humiliating and degrading manner.

noun
1. The act of Spanish Barrying someone.

A bowl of melted METH in pipe that you smoke

verb for when your girlfriend graciously feeds you chicken nuggets while you're driving. a lot of fun. any girl who does this for you is a keeper.

can be used as a command for when you're ready to be fed another chicken nugget