When my dad is washing my hair, I always get wet hair.

Person A; “ID REALLY LOVE TOOOOOOOO, CHUG JUG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, WE COULD BE PRO FORTNITE GAMERS!”

Person B; “what”

"Man, your mom's aunt is also her cousin? That's messed up. Where are you from again??"

"Shelbyville."

"Shelbytucky, right. Hick."

Damn, that guys a GolfPecks

The smumbo sat on a desk, his feet on his chair, while teaching the class about his ideas on teaching itself.

Barack Husseing Obama, inflicting Obamunism on the US, will raise taxes on capital gains, dividends, social security, medicare and ordinary income, which will destroy incentives to work, save and invest. This will result in less economic growth, less job growth, and as a consequence, less overall tax revenue.