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Out of Pocket 

A term used, mainly by southern business men, to indicate they will not be available as usual. It's a stupid term, that is frown upon by people with intelligence. The term is often used by individuals that most people would describe as sociopaths.
My boss, the sociopath, had to take his wife to rehab this morning, he stated that he will be "out of pocket" most of the day.
Out of Pocket by Buddballs January 18, 2018
An acronym used by military officers to describe all the women around them as either: married, ugly, lesbian, or enlisted.
All the women are M.U.L.E.'s around here and it's downright suicide inducing.
mule by slap nutz July 29, 2003
when your old and you are a bozo
hey look at that old man, he’s a bozold
bozold by sexyqueen13765 November 26, 2022

bisexual 

Describing something that has the romantic and/or sexual attraction to both genders. Although it was once a word used almost solely to describe someone who ACTUALLY is bisexual, it has come to also mean attention-seeking, scene kid.

Please, unless you are actually bisexual, don't come out as one. Typically, people who aren't and do, will say that they are straight again soon after. This has already lead to the much of the LGBT community to hate on bisexuals and others outside of it to think being LGBT is a choice.

Being LGBT isn't a choice, so stop acting like it.
1990's:

Person 1: Zach is dating Samantha.
Person 2: Wait, I though he dated Stan. Isn't he gay?
Person 1: Nope he's bisexual.

2012:
Scene kid 1: yah im totaly bisexual now c:
Scene kid 2: o rly? so u wanna go out sometime?
Scene kid 1: nope i only date boys. dating girls is gross XD
Actual bisexual: Shut the fuck up.
bisexual by VoodooPenguinPH February 18, 2013
the term used by one's girlfriend as a nickname for one's cock
"I want to see jebster, I miss him!"
jebster by AlwaysSearching July 30, 2007
Best Friend to Fuck. you text this person. you fuck this person. you may be dating them in your mind, but they don't know it.
"Where were you last night?"
"Just getting laid at my bftf's house"
"Does he know?"
Bftf by nikolynna February 24, 2012
I got giang’ed last night. I paid her $20 do my nails and she refuses to sleep with me
Giang by Bigbootybev March 5, 2022
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