When bro says he knows a spot and brings you to Kappa Delta Rho

Isalina... What a Star.

Percy the dog is so bad.

"why did you have sex?"
"its been too long and i just really wanted to."
"whore. your name is next to the word whore in the dictionary."

friend1: "She took me to her place but I got drunk pissed myself and puked on her in bed"
friend2: "Fucken Charlie Sheened that poor broad"
friend1: "Its all good, I recently purchased an old underground bunker, in case it were to happen again"

In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!