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Urban Dictionary

lay game 

Synonimous with spit game, using one's skills to persuade the desired person to give one their phone number, a blow job, ass play, or some other prize
Nash was trying to lay game all night with those magic tricks of his, but all the ladies were disgusted when he asked them to hold his little red balls.
lay game by Playa N May 2, 2006
Jasons. Gay man that has the smallest dick ever. Nearly non-existent. Jasons like to watch hentai and porn and bikes during class. All Jasons have many prostitutes and their parents are usually pimps. Likes to look at abs of men and under skirts of women. Lowkey retarded.
Look at that! Jason's watching gay porn on the family computer again!
Jason by garfield6969 November 2, 2021

pulled a seb 

Being a stubborn badger that is too proud to give up.
He pulled a Seb and walked 50km instead of calling me and staying over.

wisker biscuits 

The females private parts.The vagina flaps...
That boy taco, he be eatin wisker biscuits all over La Porte...
the shittiest computer manufacturing company that will drive you insane. All their computers are shit and u'll eventually get the blue screen when ur computer crashes atleast 2x a week. This loud fucking garbage piece of shit is the laggiest fucking thing u'll ever use. U'll get viruses easily, not be able to play shitty videogames due to the shitty specs and embrace yourself for a fuck load of dust to shoot out from the back vent. It is so shitty that it takes 60 seconds for itunes to load from the moment i connect my ipod. Sometimes it doesn't even recognize ur usb. This shitty fucking company should be charged a fine of $200 for each shitty computer that they sold as a scam and should be trialed in court.
Guy 1: Yeah! I just bought a brand new Dell computer. Time to play battlefield 3 on 1080p HD!!!
Guy 2: YOU FUCKING IDIOT, U WHAT? U CAN'T PLAY JACK SHIT HOMIE LMFAO HAHAHAHA
Dell by Kill Dell April 28, 2013

holster throat 

a girl or guy who sucks cock for rock, puffs pole for pipe.
there are 4 holster throats to every dime sack in Apache Junction.
holster throat by badseed October 30, 2006

homie don't play that way 

in other words .. thats not how i be doin things ... or homie wouldn't touch that with a 10-foot pole
"i ain't gon use no public washroom. all they got is tissue paper. homie don't play that way. boy i got a 2-ply minimum"
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