Urban Dictionary
Mofe
A girl who is loved by many. She is very popular at school and is one of the smartest in the year. Some of a a Mofe’s best traits are her humour and her relatableness. A flaw of hers is sometimes being extremely irritable. She has brown eyes that always have a glint of mischeviousness. She has a great sense of fashion. If you come across a Mofe don’t let her go!
Her name might also be Mofetoluwa.
Her name might also be Mofetoluwa.
“tough” boys: ugh mofe is so annoying *insert racism*
mofe and her friends: *start a whole ass fight and somehow get it to the head*
mofe and her friends: *start a whole ass fight and somehow get it to the head*
Mofe by youcan’t_seeme August 26, 2021
Putosh
An Illegal mexcian living in the U.S who plays zgirls. He thinks he is superior to other people, but in reality he just wants attention cuz no one shows him affection and is a total loser who loses to mekio and sanji in n13. Despite using turkey currency bug to get strong.
Putosh by Zgirls HistoryBooks November 14, 2022
J-Walsh
While kissing a girl you just met out that night you un-zip YOUR OWN PANTS, grab her hand and put it on your DICK.
1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!
1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!
Guy: kiss kiss (Guy thinks. gotta pull the J-Walsh)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)
J-Walsh by My cocks wingman October 19, 2012
Holy Barrel of Monkeys
an expression used when completely at a loss of words to say, or when there is a lull in any conversation.
"Jacob" is on a date with "Jane"...
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.
Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.
Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!
Holy Barrel of Monkeys by Almost Urgent July 14, 2009
sopapillos
sopapillos by BlackChrome February 28, 2014