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While kissing a girl you just met out that night you un-zip YOUR OWN PANTS, grab her hand and put it on your DICK.

1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!
Guy: kiss kiss (Guy thinks. gotta pull the J-Walsh)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)
J-Walsh by My cocks wingman October 19, 2012
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J.T. Walsh 

Full name James Patrick Walsh. Character actor of the nineties. Starred in films such as Breakdown, A Few Good Men, The Negotiator, Pleasantville, Good Morning Vietnam, Nixon, and Miracle on 34th Street.

Went to the University of Rhode Island.
Died in February of 1998.
Pam: "Hey who's that guy from A Few Good Men? You know the one who played the general who shot himself, whatever happened to him?"

Jim: "That's J.T. Walsh. He died from a heart attack a long time ago."

Pam: "That's too bad, he was such a great actor. I think he would have gone far."
J.T. Walsh by cryinglightening July 12, 2009
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