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While kissing a girl you just met out that night you un-zip YOUR OWN PANTS, grab her hand and put it on your DICK.

1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!
Guy: kiss kiss (Guy thinks. gotta pull the J-Walsh)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)
J-Walsh by My cocks wingman October 19, 2012
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J.T. Walsh 

Full name James Patrick Walsh. Character actor of the nineties. Starred in films such as Breakdown, A Few Good Men, The Negotiator, Pleasantville, Good Morning Vietnam, Nixon, and Miracle on 34th Street.

Went to the University of Rhode Island.
Died in February of 1998.
Pam: "Hey who's that guy from A Few Good Men? You know the one who played the general who shot himself, whatever happened to him?"

Jim: "That's J.T. Walsh. He died from a heart attack a long time ago."

Pam: "That's too bad, he was such a great actor. I think he would have gone far."
J.T. Walsh by cryinglightening July 12, 2009
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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026