J-Walsh 

While kissing a girl you just met out that night you un-zip YOUR OWN PANTS, grab her hand and put it on your DICK.

1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!

Guy: kiss kiss (Guy thinks. gotta pull the J-Walsh)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)

J-Walsh by My cocks wingman October 19, 2012

J.T. Walsh 

Full name James Patrick Walsh. Character actor of the nineties. Starred in films such as Breakdown, A Few Good Men, The Negotiator, Pleasantville, Good Morning Vietnam, Nixon, and Miracle on 34th Street.

Went to the University of Rhode Island.
Died in February of 1998.

Pam: "Hey who's that guy from A Few Good Men? You know the one who played the general who shot himself, whatever happened to him?"

Jim: "That's J.T. Walsh. He died from a heart attack a long time ago."

Pam: "That's too bad, he was such a great actor. I think he would have gone far."

J.T. Walsh by cryinglightening July 12, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004