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YouthScuse 

When an individual realizes that the story they're telling makes them look incredibly stupid, and attempts to counteract this effect by quickly explaining that the activity being described occured during childhood, or at least a decade prior.
Dave: So, I had this funny habit of collecting the prettiest fall leaves I could find, but in the end, it...I mean...well, I was 11 at the time, so you understand.

Bill: You just gave a YouthScuse. I saw you collecting autumn leaves three weeks ago.
YouthScuse by Big Erik April 6, 2009

all-festered-out 

All-Festered-Out: All smoked out. Having smoked enough marijuana and don't want or need anymore. Can't get any higher.
No thanks. I'm all-festered-out!
all-festered-out by JopKatz December 7, 2015

Jimmy McMillan

Jimmy McMillan is the official leader of the New York political party "The Rent is Too Damn High," an offshoot of the Democratic Party. Mr. McMillan has run for governor of New York several times between 1993 and 2010. The most consistent of his messages over the past two decades have been the need for rent freezes country-wide and education reform at the college level. His greatest political victory to date was when he picked up .03% of the mayoral vote in 2005.

His early political career was not as successful however. After losing in 1993, his failure was compounded when he was tied to a tree and doused in gasoline, nearly set ablaze. Angered by this incident, Mr. McMillan climbed the Brooklyn Bridge and refused to come down until major news networks would cover his campaign. He was later injured during the same campaign. Sources indicate the Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart may have been involved in McMillan's injury.
"I can't play Starcraft right now guys, I've been watching the latest speech from Jimmy McMillan for the past hour."
-Mike

"Hey guys are you going to the rally?"
-Chris
"Yeah, Jimmy McMillan really speaks me. He wants to control rent, provide education, and allow us all to live peaceably in hand with one another in the utopia sandwiched between his muttonchops."
-Frank

"Did you hear that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert gave Jimmy McMillan Canadian History for so long, he had to withdraw from the campaign?"
-Jerry
Jimmy McMillan by Wanda Greer October 21, 2010

Nagito.got.drip 

Best TikTok creator ever and is epic 😧 my favorite moot and everyone’s favorite moot 🤞🥺🥺🥺 cant DM though 🤨
Wow nagito.got.drip is totally epic 🤤
to make something that really angers and annoys people
god that motherfucker that made every word here really annoyed me
annoyed by Teh kyo February 21, 2004
A extrmely dope kid that do the best ever fortnite emote even orange justice
Kita HET Love this kid
Also he dont belive in god
Johhny
Johhny by יונה November 7, 2018
used in a sentence{Go pee or your peeness will fall out.}
peeness by Rachel December 11, 2003
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