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Asking someone else out on your bitch ex-girlfriend's birthday, then showing the new girl off in front of her.

(Works only if you were the one dumped and the girl is having second thoughts, or was a total bitch but still wants you.)
Evan: So Harley, have you met Emily?

Harley: Um, no... Hi.

Emily: Hello

Evan: Well, we should probably go... we have a movie to catch, a dinner to eat, and awesome sex to have. Bye Harley!

Harley: :'(

*Later*

Emily: What was that all about?

Evan: That, my dear, was revenge.
Revenge by Entr' Acte November 24, 2009

own noobs 

Commonly used in gaming, means the player is going to go win or merc some new players.
Geckozs: Want to go own noobs?

Pancakes: sure let me pop in the disc.
own noobs by Geckozs February 15, 2009

loser cruiser 

Jacob tried to pick me up in his loser cruiser last night, but I just laughed in his face.

cumbuzzlefuzzle

Cumbuzzlefuzzle
noun

1. A state or situation characterized by extreme confusion or bewilderment, often accompanied by a tangled or complicated set of circumstances that defy easy understanding or resolution.

2. The feeling of being perplexed or confounded to the point of amusement or frustration, typically in response to a complex problem, convoluted explanation, or intricate puzzle.
After hours of trying to assemble the intricate, multi-layered mechanical clock with no instructions, Jeremy stood back, scratched his head, and sighed, "This whole thing is a complete cumbuzzlefuzzle."
cumbuzzlefuzzle by destinationg February 26, 2024
get er' done or finish the job
sam : i need to clean my room
lisa: well than dosome
dosome by zilly May 22, 2006
A Manchester superlative for exactly the right thing to do. From the old Manchester word Bazzin.
"I'm goin out in me best tog tonight to pull some skirt"
"Bazamundo! can i come too"
Bazamundo by Dave the Manc December 8, 2020
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