A super wealthy town in Somerset County where everybody is a successful doctor, lawyer, or entrepreneur. It is a town of wealth, sophistication, and people who like to showcase the latest showcases of Burberry, Lacoste, and J
Crew. The houses are some of the most beautiful mansion estates in the country that such celebrities as Meryl Streep, Whitney
Houston, Jackie
Kennedy, Marc Ecko, and Mike Tyson, not to mention the Prince of Monaco, have called
home. The town has a very quaint downtown with the best bagels in
New Jersey at the Bagel Bin. Most people own oceanfront shore houses that they spend most of the
summer at. It is such a common occurrence to see a Ferrari, Bugatti, Lamborghini, and Maserati on the road that nobody turns their head at them. Mercedes, Lexus, Audi,
BMW, or Rolls Royce are a must. Anything less is frowned upon. The schools are some of the best public schools in the country. It's always entertaining to drive into the high school parking lot to see kids who drive much more expensive cars than the teachers. There are a few spanish people living on the
edge of town that mow the lawns, but otherwise everyone ignores them and tries to run them over in the crosswalks for population control.
Typical kids from Bernardsville:
"Poor Girl" = I only have a 20 million dollar trust fund
"Rich Girl" = Well, I have a
50 million dollar trust fund. *rolls eyes*
Loser...
"Poor Girl" goes
home and cries her eyes out while doing coke