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Straight Edge 

someone who doesn't drink, smoke, or engage in promiscuous sex. you can have sex when you are straight edge if you are committed to that person.
fake straight edge:
random drunk girl: agh im so drunk,want to have sex?
fake edge kid: sure!

real straight edge:
random drunk girl: agh im so drunk, want to have sex?
edge kid: no, im straight edge.
Straight Edge by edge kid May 25, 2008

Render Wrestling 

a 2K based pro wrestling e-fed company ran by GoldenSkulls
hey have u watched render wrestling?
yeah there shows are amazing!

greendophile 

One who is sexually obsessed with cash money. Gold, diamonds, coins, paper-money, checks, bonds and stocks (as well as any other currency or medium of payment) gives them giant boners and/or wet pussies. Submitted by Sh3p
My doctor thinks I am a greendophile because I had some of my parents life insurance money given to my in coin rolls so I could bang my asshole with them while I had my spouse made it rain a bunch of hundred dollar bills on my and we were watching a loop of Michael Douglas' monologue from Wall Street on t.v we have bolted to the ceiling. He's a quack, eh?
greendophile by Sh3p007 November 24, 2016
A made up word that Lifering used in Inanimate Insanity Invitational episode 10
Manhaters, and what do they do, they snorf!
Snorf by Woba Woba December 5, 2022
ugliest girl you'll meet. most awful girl ever. may seem nice, then she's the worst thing you've ever seen. she burns your eyes.
boy: have you met kristin?
other boy: no brah, don't wanna.
boy: yeah broseph, she's so hideous
other boy: i know, she smells like shit
boy: whatta kristin
Kristin by jbiebzlover5126 August 7, 2011

Hugsterbate 

the act of hugging oneself out of loneliness or lack or a proper hug.
Ben- I really need a hug
Talia-Well I can't hug you, so just hugsterbate.
Hugsterbate by tdollafromtheg December 31, 2011
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