One who is sexually obsessed with cash money. Gold, diamonds, coins, paper-money, checks, bonds and stocks (as well as any other currency or medium of payment) gives them giant boners and/or wet pussies. Submitted by Sh3p
My doctor thinks I am a greendophile because I had some of my parents life insurance money given to my in coin rolls so I could bang my asshole with them while I had my spouse made it rain a bunch of hundred dollar bills on my and we were watching a loop of Michael Douglas' monologue from Wall Street on t.v we have bolted to the ceiling. He's a quack, eh?
ugliest girl you'll meet. most awful girl ever. may seem nice, then she's the worst thing you've ever seen. she burns your eyes.
boy: have you met kristin?
other boy: no brah, don't wanna.
boy: yeah broseph, she's so hideous
other boy: i know, she smells like shit boy: whatta kristin