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lily padding 

going from place to place, sometimes in a frog-like fashion; "to go lily padding"; more commonly phrased as lets bounce, Let's blow this popsicle stand!, etc.
Dude, this party sucks... let's go lily padding until we find another party that isn't as lame.
lily padding by Big Mike February 21, 2005
1. The omnipotent super power who exists in all things of creation who enjoys totally screwing up my life until I complain and call him a b@stard and will then give me the inspiration and genius to correct it.

2. Also the creater of a bunch of illiterate b@stards who: can't type, spell, proof read, think for themselves, read his words and figure out on there own what he means, need spoon-fed by other morons the simple(but often wrong) facts, refuse to blame him for the bad because of fear, just sit at a computer and b!tch, and are generally sacks of worthless $hit....

3. The only real thing that should be feared.
1. GOD!! What the fu<k is the deal, you di<k?!? Oh, I see... Nevermind the whole di<k thing...

2. If I were God, he wouldn't exist.

3. Uh, sorry about that di<k thing in the first example dude. I was just proving a point.
God by I'mGoingToHellForThis August 14, 2003

Dirty Bayleigh 

When a girl dildos your penis hole, then shits in your gaping peepee hole.
Wait what did they do?

She gave him a dirty bayleigh! Now he’s in the hospital with gangrene in his dick hole!
Dirty Bayleigh by DirtyBoi April 2, 2020

barney badass

A person who likes to try talking and acting like they're tough shit but is incapable of backing it up. Tends to be someone with a very bad temper and a loud mouth who likes make fun of people and start trouble, and as such, are not very well liked by people who know them. As soon as someone confronts them about their shit-talking they like to throw fits and resort to making threats that they cannot back up. Often times, people who fall under the definition of this term are frequent drinkers who engage in the aformentioned behaviors while under the influence of alcohol.
That Barney badass needs to get put in his place.
barney badass by gtfo7 February 27, 2010
A carter is a person you should have in your life. He’s funny,kind, sometimes annoying and he may have a lot of friends that are girls, but he will always love just one girl. You should just tell him you like him, because most of the time he’ll like you back, even if he tries to hide it. And that certain girl will know if its her or not. A carter takes pride in their work, and believes there superior to anyone..
Carter is a good friend
Carter by Badkittygirl May 11, 2022
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